The World According to Ellis

Ellis looking frantically upwards, "Mama, I can't see my head.  Where has it gone?"

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Ellis: "Mama, I have a good idea."

Me: "What is it, honey?"

Ellis: "I think, we should have ice cream for breakfast"

Me: "We can't have ice cream for breakfast, but maybe tonight."

Ellis: "But you said its night time in America now."

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"Mama, Look.  Theo has two chins like you do.  I only have one chin"

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Handing a bottle of rose wine to the checkout clerk at the store "That's my mama's juice.